Zack Wheeler Eviscerates The Mets And The First Place Phillies Win EIGHT In A Row

Totally not Cy Young worthy Zack Wheeler with a 2-hit, 11K, CG shutout and definitely not MVP Bryce Harper with another HR for the EIGHTH win in a row for The Fightins. Ho hum. Granted, the Mets stink. Like, REALLY stink. Not only that, they got ZERO fight in them. Just look at this shit: 

But they came into CBP in first place and dicked out in third. Also keep in mind this sweep of the Mets happened without Rhys or Cutch in the lineup as well as Didi out today. The Phillies did what they needed to do. Now there's only one thing left to do...

*By whole f'ing thing Jake Taylor and I of course mean NL East. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 

What a day. RIP Doc. A great tribute pregame capped off by a true Halladay performance by Wheeler.

PS - #LOLMets all the way to the damn bank